also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i wish my penis had a tongue
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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