Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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