i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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