Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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