***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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