It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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