can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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