"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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