Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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