whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
