I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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