Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
