Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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