when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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