He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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