Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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