I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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