didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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