ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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