can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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