We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Randomize
