Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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