You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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