Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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