We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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