Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Actions speak louder than pants.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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