I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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