it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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