Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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