You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
party gras won. party gras always wins.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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