So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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