Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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