I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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