i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I am available for nakedness
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
