Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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