No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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