She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
There r osticjed everywhere
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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