It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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