we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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