Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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