oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We had to coat check the pizza.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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