dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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