I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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