I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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