4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just want nice things and good sex
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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