State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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