What did we do last night that was yellow?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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