Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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