Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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