Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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