Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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