Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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