And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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