Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
